if i have any sixteen year olds following me…… ur gonna change so fucking much just worry about doing your best and having fun nothing else matters
That’s the truest thing I’ve ever read
(via slimputa)
Unwritten Rules:
Never answer “who in the kitchen?!”
Sleep with the door closed
Root for the black family on Family Feud
Grab all the groceries at once
Even if you know what happened, you don’t know what happened
Yeah I heard that noise, but I’m not a fucking detective
Eat while you there and make a togo plate
(via slimputa)
